the i in we

SOLD!
…To the scruffy poor couple in minneapolis.

We’re closing a month from today! Ack!
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Updates:
- it’s in SW mpls, of course, on the very west side of the Standish neighborhood.
- I’ll email you the address if you would like to do a drive-by. I just don’t want to put it up here so people a. know where I live and b. think “they paid that for THAT??!” None of your beeswax.
- We have some pics of the interior, but not a ton. They’re on S’s camera, and we’ll have more after this weekend’s inspection.
- The front room is EXACTLY like the Paris-Sampedro abode. But probably smaller.
- Thanks for all your enthusiasm!

Do the Body Right
We’re waiting again to hear on a house…and this time we mean it. No crying wolf: we love this house, or how Devendra Banhart says, we “lub lub lub lub lub” this house. I’ll seriously be so sad if we don’t get it. We should know by 8 tonight, and have a ridiculous amount of fake money to barter with so we can get this sucker.

Onto the body – lots of linx for nuestros cuerpos hoy.

Here are 18 tricks to teach your body.

An article on the correlation between eye direction and lying.

Bodypiercers suffer in silence.(?)

Tylenol poisoning on the rise.

Love chemical doesn’t last in brains.

Work hard and dig – what you’ll dig to if you go through to the other side.

Keep your body safe and good from sex offenders.

Open letter to whomever stole my Diet Coke with Lime from Fridge #1 on the 6th floor café:

I guess you did my body right, by depriving me of the sulfates and poisons that are in my Diet Coke, but I still am very mad at you. Do you know how good that would have been with my leftover General Tso chicken? So good! I had to slum and have Diet Pepsi – blegh. I hope your in-laws are more meddlesome than average this holiday season.

Thanks, kp