the i in we

I’d Like to Thank My Stylist
On Celebriducks, they don’t make a Jesus. Moses, and Buddha, are as high up as they go. Why no JC?

Have you convinced yourself of misheard song lyrics being correct? (Inspiration here: She’s Got a Chicken to Ride) There’s a line in Steve Miller’s “Fly Like An Eagle” which is VERY close to shoot the children/with no shoes on their feet. Of course I know the word is SHOE, not SHOOT, but it still makes me giggle. (Here, some people try to justify/put in context their love of a certain song. I do love me that “Santa Monica”.)

Music not your thing? Like movies? Here is a place that sells memorabilia, and here is the movie “Office Space”, as performed by animated superheroes. Or, how about reading a screenwriter’s blog about lame Query letters for movies?

I’ll leave you with this: Man sticks a finger in his nose through his eye socket. Why not?

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Friday Few
1. What’s your reaction when you hear a female pronoun used in reference to God?
2. Did your parents have “backup names” for you? What were they?
3. What do you buy people you hardly know, or the people who have everything, when you have to buy a gift?
4. Obligatory Oscar question: Any particular movie you’d like to see win Best Picture? (Noms: THE AVIATOR-FINDING NEVERLAND-MILLION DOLLAR BABY-RAY-SIDEWAYS)
5. Please help Sheraton and I settle a disagreement: We ate a fancy-schmancy restaraunt not too long ago where I caught the server (in the kitchen) eating the uneaten food off my plate. Nasty or Not?

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1. I feel a little weird, but I like it. (But I don’t think it’s worth re-doing a whole Bible.)
2. Christine and Daniel. (And, my dad wanted to call me Katie, but my mom wouldn’t let him. So Kathy it was until 1996, when I went to my full name.)
3. Windchimes or birdhouses.
4. Probably MDB.
5. Nasty. She should be fired!