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The Year of the Clown Comes to a Close
It seems that many of us are the people of the year. Take that Damita Joe’s nipslip! (NSFW. And: yeeeech.)

Dang, you guys got some bad presents. I call a tie between Rachel and Jenell. (If you don’t believe it, just read the comment section from yesterday.) I didn’t come into anything like that, but did receive my annual socks, car de-icer spray (it really works), and tableware shaped like a vegetable. (Freal. I now own 2 corn bowls, 1 hot pepper, and 1 cabbage bowl. Coming soon to a potluck near you!)
Speaking of potlucks, I’ve decided the Great Chili Cook-Off will be our Fat Tuesday dinner at The Porch. Start drying your chilis now!
Blessings to you in the new year. When (proverbial) school starts again, blogging will be more regular. Until then, may your Wiener wagon be a hotbed of sin and may you be tight friends with the only Lord who can forgive you.
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Commence the Gift Horse Looking
With a wink and acknowledgment of how grossly American/superficial/non-Christian this is: please feel free to list, in the comment section, the worst gift you received this Christmas.