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See Ya On The Flip Side of Memorial Day

Left To Do What I Do When I Do
This vacation was such a stellar idea. I have decompressed so much, it’s a miracle. Holding Zach is so calming! I haven’t changed a diaper yet, though; it’s much to fun to watch my older brother bumble through it. Last night I ate at Pappasitos…I am the verge of a mfsm, AKA spontaneous combustion bc of extreme fulfillment…I’ll let you know if anyone smells smoke.

I bought my “I heart Nerds” t-shirt last night at Targee Boutique bc I do. In that vein, here is a very funny McSweeneys (redundant!) article that makes sense to you if you know HTML at all. If you want to know what they are talking about, go here, then Control +F, paste in the code, and hit enter.
Whew. That is too much direction-giving before coffee.

Speaking of direction, let’s have a little show down of whom we should listen to…
In this corner we have a washed-up sitcom Daddy and host of America Gets Hit in the Nuts Repeatedly and We Sadistic Bastards Laugh Every Time Funniest Videos…BOB SAGET vying for the role of God.

In this corner we have nothing more than a man with a mullet. Ted for God, ladies and gentlemen.

Lastly, in this crazy-shaped wrestling ring, it’s W. Try on, brother. Be grateful there’s no bikes involved.