the i in we

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
We’ll start the day with a little lesson on how not to write metaphors. I really liked, you know, the one in the subject line.
Two, we’ll take a look at the midget manifesto. There are rules, here, people. Make that little people. (FYI, be careful if you read this. The night after I did a bunch of midgets chased me in my dreams!) If that’s not enough fodder for the workings of your subconscious, try this. Ew!

Thanks for all the offers to help with my resume. I’m going to take all of you up on it!

Day 2
There’s no way I’m going to count the days I’m unemployed, and have you all look at that as the title of my blog. Boring! Shana has already put the pressure on me to produce even BETTER blog fare than before – geesh!- and I knows that doesn’t include lamenting. Pfffffffft! I will do my best.

Well, since I have all this time on my hands I was able to gather some good stuff yesterday. (I also used my time “wisely”; I read a book and went for a walk. I walked twice if you count walking to Walgreens to buy toothpaste!) Anyhoo, I would like to crow just a bits that I scooped (hee hee!) Gawker on my Baskin Robbins info. New York the hub, my shrinking @$$.

I just don’t even know where to start. Stop bullying me to do good, Shana Pizza, or I might sue your ass and WIN! Check it out; I remember being MISERABLE in elementary school…who knew I could miserable and rich? (Shewt; that was EP – there were probably plenty of those kids!) Perhaps the “nerdy” ones (read: now rich and inventive) created a basic version of this to protect themselves. This kid Eugene and I always used to get in trouble bc we were reading instead of paying attention. I wouldn’t put a forcefield past him.

That’s a lot for one day. I will end with a plea for assistance: I have to redo my resume, and I held 3 positions at my former job. How do I put that on there? I want to include my time in Guatemala and my time at the Porch but no one likes the 2 page resume. Any suggestions?